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2010-01-02

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So Reddit, here's how my mom asked if I was gay...

BritishEnglishPolice 16 points17 points 9 hours ago[-]

"Why are you crying, you retard? It's ok. Just don't get beat up."

Give your mum a hug from me.

Can you see this?

BritishEnglishPolice 0 points1 point 9 hours ago[-]

Don't worry, even though this submission had reports, that doesn't affect whether your submissions disappear or not.

Nostalgia carpet

BritishEnglishPolice 1 point2 points 12 hours ago[-]

SWINDON REPRESENT!

What website do you wish existed?

BritishEnglishPolice 8 points9 points 13 hours ago[-]

Same with UK.

Taking advantage of Chatroulette... [NSFW]

BritishEnglishPolice 3 points4 points 17 hours ago[-]

Banned.

Want to know why? Around 40 reports, which is very high for any post.

He just can't resist her breasts.

BritishEnglishPolice 2 points3 points 22 hours ago[-]

200 pound

My girlfriend drew and emailed me this today. And here I thought I was the perfect boyfriend.

BritishEnglishPolice 6 points7 points 22 hours ago[-]

Shouldn't there not be an apostrophe to denote a plural?

Important Form FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

BritishEnglishPolice 4 points5 points 22 hours ago[-]

He might have a BGR monitor as opposed to the normal RGB, and when he types in Calibri or sub-pixel fonts the order of colours is different.

What is the most surprising fact you've ever learned?

BritishEnglishPolice 0 points1 point 1 day ago[-]

Why are you bringing up the Abrahamic God and Thor? Whoever said I believe in a specific or even believe in a deity? I'm just saying that it's a trash analogy.

What is the most surprising fact you've ever learned?

BritishEnglishPolice 0 points1 point 1 day ago[-]

Oh sure, because the two are obviously related. You're spouting a logical fallacy right there.

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BritishEnglishPolice 0 points1 point 1 day ago[-]

Sound levels are bad; stolen from YouTube.

Barrowman reacts to U.S. 'Torchwood' plans

BritishEnglishPolice 6 points7 points 1 day ago[-]

spelt

:P

Do you have good manners?

BritishEnglishPolice 4 points5 points 1 day ago[-]

I'm British.

My dad's friend told us "There's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down." Reddit, tell us times you've been floored by abject stupidity.

BritishEnglishPolice 4 points5 points 1 day ago[-]

I have no idea what the US Presidents are, except for the current one, the former and Washington.

Here is a political cartoon drawn by Dr. Seuss in 1941

BritishEnglishPolice 0 points1 point 1 day ago[-]

Uh, our navy was one of the things that Hitler expressed he was afraid of.

Here is a political cartoon drawn by Dr. Seuss in 1941

BritishEnglishPolice 1 point2 points 1 day ago[-]

Nazis

Hitler could not have choked off supplies from us, we still had a navy capable of beating him, not to mention our rationing system was still working.

I've been told before that I needed to find Jesus. This website helped me achieve my goal.

BritishEnglishPolice 12 points13 points 2 days ago[-]

You have found Jesus twice! Praise be unto Allah!

Just clearing up a few misconceptions....

BritishEnglishPolice 1 point2 points 2 days ago[-]

Wiki wiki wild west.

Saydrah is no longer an AskReddit mod.

BritishEnglishPolice 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

Oh, didn't you get your staff of Ra yet?

Most people 'don't know what their job is'

BritishEnglishPolice -1 points0 points 2 days ago[-]

Swindon! Woo!

Here is a political cartoon drawn by Dr. Seuss in 1941

BritishEnglishPolice -2 points-1 points 2 days ago[-]

I have, and the US was the straw that broke the camel's back.

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