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Reddit, the woman I love is getting married to my best friend in two weeks. Should I tell her?

cameronobscura 37 points38 points 1 month ago[-]

This comment is now diamonds.

I agree.

cameronobscura 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

I went to middle school with the Colonel (Dirt Nasty). Fucking awesome.

I pulled a 0.0 GPA in my second semester of college. AMA

cameronobscura 8 points9 points 1 month ago[-]

I did that, too. Kicked out of a Bus.Econ major and had to go to city college. Guess I wasn't ready for life @ UCSB.

Fuck it, I'm a lawyer now.

IAmA recently retired lawyer who switched careers

cameronobscura 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

Lawyers and real estate agents are similar that way -- 95% of them give the other 5% a bad name!

Your only chance to get inside of her.... WTF!?

cameronobscura 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

They misspelled "boner"

I'm sorry...what park?

cameronobscura 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

College in I.V. is like the '60s -- if you can remember it, you weren't there.

Quite possibly the tackiest video I've ever seen. It's as though they grabbed an ingredient from every cliche pop/rock video they could find to make this.

cameronobscura 0 points1 point 2 months ago[-]

Totally untrue. One great thing about the ukulele -- nobody expects you to actually be able to play it.

Totally douchey in this video, however. :)

IAmA recently retired lawyer who switched careers

cameronobscura 4 points5 points 2 months ago[-]

Best of luck to you -- I also went to law school, passed the bar, got a job with a mid-sized firm, hated it, got myself fired (i.e. quit with severance), and started a new career as a real estate broker. Helps to have the law degree (and still an active bar card) for client confidence, contract interpretation, negotiation etc., but I don't really miss the bullshit that constitutes the current practice of law.

Godspeed, fellow recovering attorney!

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cameronobscura -1 points0 points 2 months ago[-]

Don't you mean "an art--

... I see what you did there.

Devastation in Toronto Earthquake! [PIC]

cameronobscura -5 points-4 points 2 months ago[-]

To be fair, the events of 9-11-00 were nothing compared to what happened exactly one year later.

Ugh...This is ridiculous.

cameronobscura 8 points9 points 2 months ago[-]

Nicely put, droog.

Dude pays a restaurant...like a BOSS.

cameronobscura -1 points0 points 2 months ago[-]

...or crossing state lines.

Dude pays a restaurant...like a BOSS.

cameronobscura 1 point2 points 2 months ago[-]

Shot-carrahs.

Rossi [GIF]

cameronobscura 0 points1 point 2 months ago[-]

I could be wrong, but that's from Shooter.

The truth about dads

cameronobscura 43 points44 points 2 months ago[-]

Lost my dad last year; this is the first Father's Day I've spent without one.

Fucking sucks.

Fittit, give us an idea of what you eat on an average day?

cameronobscura 0 points1 point 2 months ago* [-]

I'm 6'3", 215#, 35yo with a "maintenance" daily caloric budget of about 2,900. I am currently on a 2#/week weight-loss goal (using Lose It! iPhone app, which is awesome and free), starting at ~220# with the goal of making it to 195# by the end of August. Net caloric intake/day = 1400-1500

I work out almost every morning before breakfast, either a HIIT 500+ calorie burn on the bike or an augmented Stronglifts/5x5 lifting plan. (I'd be happy to share this as well -- just added some iso exercises to it, and made it into a circuit.)

I've been tracking my weight and food for two weeks now and have dropped five pounds.

Food:

B: 2 hardboiled eggs, 1 cup greek yogurt, 1 banana, coffee. (~420 calories). On lifting days, I'll do Monster Milk + banana (~450 cals).

L: Turkey sandwich on whole wheat with mustard, avocado, tomato, spring greens, red onion, pepperoncini. (~600 calories)

S: Trader Joe's almonds/pecans/cranberries packet (210 calories).

D: Tuna salad or grilled salmon/chicken/pork, mixed salad similar to sandwich toppings (~600-700 calories)

T: Small piece of dark chocolate + green tea or ginger tea.

I cut out ABC (alcohol, bacon, cheese) during the week. Lots of water and an occasional diet soda. Weekends I offset ABC consumption with a long hike with my dogs and girl (in addition to the gym).

Fantastic tattoo (PIC maybe NSFW if you work in a church)

cameronobscura 11 points12 points 2 months ago[-]

tits can be fun, but I don't date girls with any significant ones if it is meant as a long term relationship... who wants to see those tits 30 years from now?

FTFY

WRONG TIME BRO! [PIC]

cameronobscura 0 points1 point 2 months ago[-]

fair.

FTFY

I have an extremely small penis, AMA.

cameronobscura 1 point2 points 2 months ago[-]

With all due respect, that is a mankini.

What is the most delicious thing you have ever eaten in your life?

cameronobscura 3 points4 points 2 months ago[-]

Dammit -- you just broke the first two rules.

How bad an idea is it to eat 4-6 eggs/day?

cameronobscura 10 points11 points 2 months ago[-]

I bet I could eat 100 eggs.

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