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Reddit, the woman I love is getting married to my best friend in two weeks. Should I tell her?

cameronobscura 37 points38 points 1 month ago[-]

This comment is now diamonds.

I agree.

cameronobscura 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

I went to middle school with the Colonel (Dirt Nasty). Fucking awesome.

I pulled a 0.0 GPA in my second semester of college. AMA

cameronobscura 9 points10 points 1 month ago[-]

I did that, too. Kicked out of a Bus.Econ major and had to go to city college. Guess I wasn't ready for life @ UCSB.

Fuck it, I'm a lawyer now.

IAmA recently retired lawyer who switched careers

cameronobscura 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

Lawyers and real estate agents are similar that way -- 95% of them give the other 5% a bad name!

Your only chance to get inside of her.... WTF!?

cameronobscura 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

They misspelled "boner"

I'm sorry...what park?

cameronobscura 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

College in I.V. is like the '60s -- if you can remember it, you weren't there.

Quite possibly the tackiest video I've ever seen. It's as though they grabbed an ingredient from every cliche pop/rock video they could find to make this.

cameronobscura 0 points1 point 2 months ago[-]

Totally untrue. One great thing about the ukulele -- nobody expects you to actually be able to play it.

Totally douchey in this video, however. :)

IAmA recently retired lawyer who switched careers

cameronobscura 4 points5 points 2 months ago[-]

Best of luck to you -- I also went to law school, passed the bar, got a job with a mid-sized firm, hated it, got myself fired (i.e. quit with severance), and started a new career as a real estate broker. Helps to have the law degree (and still an active bar card) for client confidence, contract interpretation, negotiation etc., but I don't really miss the bullshit that constitutes the current practice of law.

Godspeed, fellow recovering attorney!

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cameronobscura -1 points0 points 2 months ago[-]

Don't you mean "an art--

... I see what you did there.

Devastation in Toronto Earthquake! [PIC]

cameronobscura -5 points-4 points 2 months ago[-]

To be fair, the events of 9-11-00 were nothing compared to what happened exactly one year later.

Ugh...This is ridiculous.

cameronobscura 8 points9 points 2 months ago[-]

Nicely put, droog.

Dude pays a restaurant...like a BOSS.

cameronobscura -1 points0 points 2 months ago[-]

...or crossing state lines.

Dude pays a restaurant...like a BOSS.

cameronobscura 1 point2 points 2 months ago[-]

Shot-carrahs.

Rossi [GIF]

cameronobscura 0 points1 point 2 months ago[-]

I could be wrong, but that's from Shooter.

The truth about dads

cameronobscura 43 points44 points 2 months ago[-]

Lost my dad last year; this is the first Father's Day I've spent without one.

Fucking sucks.

Fittit, give us an idea of what you eat on an average day?

cameronobscura 0 points1 point 2 months ago* [-]

I'm 6'3", 215#, 35yo with a "maintenance" daily caloric budget of about 2,900. I am currently on a 2#/week weight-loss goal (using Lose It! iPhone app, which is awesome and free), starting at ~220# with the goal of making it to 195# by the end of August. Net caloric intake/day = 1400-1500

I work out almost every morning before breakfast, either a HIIT 500+ calorie burn on the bike or an augmented Stronglifts/5x5 lifting plan. (I'd be happy to share this as well -- just added some iso exercises to it, and made it into a circuit.)

I've been tracking my weight and food for two weeks now and have dropped five pounds.

Food:

B: 2 hardboiled eggs, 1 cup greek yogurt, 1 banana, coffee. (~420 calories). On lifting days, I'll do Monster Milk + banana (~450 cals).

L: Turkey sandwich on whole wheat with mustard, avocado, tomato, spring greens, red onion, pepperoncini. (~600 calories)

S: Trader Joe's almonds/pecans/cranberries packet (210 calories).

D: Tuna salad or grilled salmon/chicken/pork, mixed salad similar to sandwich toppings (~600-700 calories)

T: Small piece of dark chocolate + green tea or ginger tea.

I cut out ABC (alcohol, bacon, cheese) during the week. Lots of water and an occasional diet soda. Weekends I offset ABC consumption with a long hike with my dogs and girl (in addition to the gym).

Fantastic tattoo (PIC maybe NSFW if you work in a church)

cameronobscura 11 points12 points 2 months ago[-]

tits can be fun, but I don't date girls with any significant ones if it is meant as a long term relationship... who wants to see those tits 30 years from now?

FTFY

WRONG TIME BRO! [PIC]

cameronobscura 0 points1 point 2 months ago[-]

fair.

FTFY

I have an extremely small penis, AMA.

cameronobscura 1 point2 points 2 months ago[-]

With all due respect, that is a mankini.

What is the most delicious thing you have ever eaten in your life?

cameronobscura 3 points4 points 2 months ago[-]

Dammit -- you just broke the first two rules.

How bad an idea is it to eat 4-6 eggs/day?

cameronobscura 10 points11 points 2 months ago[-]

I bet I could eat 100 eggs.

Ask reddit fitness: What are some good tips to get motivated to go work out?

cameronobscura 1 point2 points 2 months ago[-]

I bet my fiancée $50 that she would punk out on the gym before I did. Now when she gets up before me and starts getting ready for the gym, and I'm still in bed, she just has to ask "Baby, where's your wallet?" and I'm up, ready to work out!

I did this in college with a friend, too (minus the living/sleeping together part), and it worked really well.

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