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This actually happened at my internship

dbenhur 3 points4 points 1 day ago[-]

You cannot take 9 women and make a baby in 1 month.

Do the requirements specify throughput and latency? Cause while it's quite true that nine women can not make one baby in one month, they can make nine babies in nine months for an average throughput of one baby per month.

Len Wiseman is Directing a 'Total Recall' Remake

dbenhur 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

"Blue skies on Mars, that's a new one."

Everyone Who Tried to Convince Me to Use Vim Was Wrong

dbenhur 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

A laptop and a handful of tools is less than a couple weeks loaded-labor-cost for a typical software developer. I can't imagine working for a company that wouldn't consider that a trivial and obvious expense to make me productive in the highly skilled position they've hired me to fill. "Sure we'll get that for you" is exactly the expected response, at least up to the first $5K or so of tooling. Anything less is a signal that this job is going to suck and you should just walk out and find a better one.

Hominid Timeline, to scale — From walking upright to the present (Successor to the Evolution Timeline)

dbenhur 1 point2 points 3 days ago[-]

Looks like things really took off once we domesticated dogs.

How religion destroys minds. Consider the future of this six-year old boy.

dbenhur 0 points1 point 4 days ago* [-]

Einstein had mature, deep, and well articulated views about religion and "god". The "doesn't play dice" quote needs to be understood in the context of his expressed thoughts about science and religion. I think this one essentially sums up the core of his belief:

But science can only be created by those who are thoroughly imbued with the aspiration toward truth and understanding. This source of feeling, however, springs from the sphere of religion. To this there also belongs the faith in the possibility that the regulations valid for the world of existence are rational, that is, comprehensible to reason. I cannot conceive of a genuine scientist without that profound faith. The situation may be expressed by an image: science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

Yes, solar can replace oil

dbenhur 0 points1 point 15 days ago[-]

You should read Superfreakonomics.

Maybe, but you should probably read a few of the counter-arguments too.

Bill O’Reilly Humiliates Sarah Palin on Fox News

dbenhur 0 points1 point 20 days ago[-]

Political Hero Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus

I'm taking control of this nonsense. THE NEW RULES ARE: NSFW-Nudity, NSFW-Gore, NSFW-Language, or NSFW-Whatever is applicable. Fuck your numbers, colors, and codes.

dbenhur 0 points1 point 21 days ago[-]

Stop shielding your kids from the world and they might turn out to not be assholes.

I'm taking control of this nonsense. THE NEW RULES ARE: NSFW-Nudity, NSFW-Gore, NSFW-Language, or NSFW-Whatever is applicable. Fuck your numbers, colors, and codes.

dbenhur 0 points1 point 21 days ago[-]

Nah, I'm with ZombiaDracula. Grow the fuck up. Surf on your own time if you can't find a sane work place that groks that boobies pop up on the internet. And it's never going to be my job to protect you or your kids from your own delicate sensibilities.

What movie lines make you tear up?

dbenhur 4 points5 points 1 month ago[-]

The Downing Street Memo

dbenhur 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

let's see... eatin' some grilled chicken... biking round the neighborhood... watching an old episode of Buffy... profiling latent initialization in a pre-forking web service... checking reddit... rewriting the past... animating expired canines.

This is my cat, of whom I am very proud. [pic]

dbenhur 2 points3 points 1 month ago[-]

I wanna tail you, your sad felineosophy is like a clawstrophopic mind moewondering lost in the empurrical universe.

Android Fragmentation Is a Figment of the Imagination, Google Says

dbenhur 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

try to sew outrage

Teach me that trick for fastening the outrage with needle and thread.

Google opens line of communication with TFLN developer.. A complete contrast to the way Apple does business..

dbenhur 2 points3 points 3 months ago[-]

I suspect you're right that iPhone users are quicker to open their wallets than early Android users. I bet the gap is closing rapidly now.

why develop for it when there is already a mature platform churning out millionaires?

I can think of several:

  • Trying to make a splash in a smaller pond rather than get attention in a crowded market with dominant established players
  • Prefer programming for a non-walled garden
  • Prefer Java
  • Google fanbot

Google opens line of communication with TFLN developer.. A complete contrast to the way Apple does business..

dbenhur 2 points3 points 3 months ago[-]

Both your links cite data from last summer which doesn't tell you much about the current Android Market. Their top selling phones weren't released until late in 2009: Verizon+Droid and Nexus One dramatically change the viability of the android app market.

kilo, mega, giga... [PIC]

dbenhur 1 point2 points 4 months ago[-]

He mega joke.

A Not-so-Random Generator

dbenhur 1 point2 points 4 months ago[-]

So, you admit to being both humorless and a pussy.

US Patent 7028023 - Linked list.

dbenhur 1 point2 points 5 months ago[-]

Obvious to who?

Obvious to a person having ordinary skill in the art.

That's the law.

If everyone in the US went vegetarian for just one day, the US would...

dbenhur 0 points1 point 5 months ago[-]

Don't worry about it, just go piss them off whenever the opportunity seems right. First worlders breeding and consuming are the problem. Tell 'em so.

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