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PLEASE HELP! I have some sort of Gmail virus =(

jswoods7 1 point2 points 3 months ago[-]

This happened to me two days ago. I changed my password and it hasn't happened again. Annoying as hell though.

Imagine: You are IN an exploding stadium. (360° video)

jswoods7 2 points3 points 3 months ago[-]

But, but it's not HTML5?!

#7 is my favorite.

jswoods7 1 point2 points 6 months ago[-]

Now you've got me watching stuff like this

Anyone know a good, free burning program for Win7? Just need to burn an Ubuntu .iso.

jswoods7 0 points1 point 7 months ago[-]

Active Isoburner.

MySQL query phrasing question

jswoods7 0 points1 point 7 months ago* [-]

That's the only way I can think to do it (row count + math). It is unfortunate mysql doesn't allow a sub-select within a delete statement on the same table.

Edit: that's another way to do it. Hopefully someone else can come up with one query to do it all? It may also not be possible due to the limitations of mysql.

MySQL query phrasing question

jswoods7 0 points1 point 7 months ago* [-]

How about: delete from table order by id desc limit x;

edit: sorry this is not exactly what you were looking for, but perhaps you can obtain a row count and subtract 5000 and x will be the remainder.

MySQL query phrasing question

jswoods7 0 points1 point 7 months ago* [-]

Delete from table order by id limit 5000,999999;

This is a guess so make sure to test first :/

Today I received a voicemail on my Google Voice "Hello hello hello...". Strange, I thought. Then I listened to the record.

jswoods7 0 points1 point 9 months ago[-]

I played this and my dog started barking at the computer. He also forgot he had his bark collar on :(

shaq and a panda.. wtf [pic]

jswoods7 1 point2 points 1 year ago[-]

I am american and I always call it a queue; it just makes more sense than calling it a line.

Where Tijuana meets San Diego

jswoods7 6 points7 points 1 year ago[-]

This reminds me of trying to get into San Francisco in a vehicle.

Oregon Church Refuses to Sign ANY Marriage Certificates Until Gays Have Equal Marriage

jswoods7 2 points3 points 1 year ago* [-]

I've been to Ashland, OR and the majority of people there are homosexual. But it's a start..

Sikh Signs For Package, UPS Driver Enters His Name As "TERRORIST"

jswoods7 5 points6 points 1 year ago[-]

It's funny. I just came from the UPS site where I was trying to track a package that never showed up for christmas. Apparently it was "delivered" on the 16th. I wonder if it is too late to check my neighbors' doorsteps...

Who in their right mind lives here (zoom out)

jswoods7 0 points1 point 1 year ago[-]

Okay, this is kind of funny (from wikipedia): "Policing in Tristan da Cunha is undertaken by one full-time police officer and three special constables."

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