<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Mortgage and Real Estate News and Opinion</title><link>http://news.blownmortgage.com/</link><description>The latest mortgage and real estate news and opinion from around the Web.</description><image><url>http://thumbs.reddit.com/t5_2qllv.png?v=e3b7a6902a8e56a2f7f4bab243e09b00</url><title>Mortgage and Real Estate News and Opinion</title><link>http://news.blownmortgage.com/</link></image><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/c1t5n/dropbox_train_again_the_last_one_was_a_month_ago/c0po13c</guid><title>jswoods7 on Dropbox train again! The last one was a month ago. Let's bring more people together to use this amazing piece of software.</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/c1t5n/dropbox_train_again_the_last_one_was_a_month_ago/c0po13c</link><dc:date>2010-05-09T11:34:11.485134-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTY5MTI4ODc5</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/ba50x/spartan_golf_club_logo/c0p60vb</guid><title>jswoods7 on Spartan Golf Club [Logo]</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/ba50x/spartan_golf_club_logo/c0p60vb</link><dc:date>2010-04-30T08:06:00.807994-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/by56f/the_greatest_logo_ive_ever_seen_crosspost_from/c0p55j7</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/bw1xy/please_help_i_have_some_sort_of_gmail_virus/c0ouun7</guid><title>jswoods7 on PLEASE HELP! I have some sort of Gmail virus =(</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/bw1xy/please_help_i_have_some_sort_of_gmail_virus/c0ouun7</link><dc:date>2010-04-25T21:12:12.148798-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>This happened to me two days ago. I changed my password and it hasn't happened again. Annoying as hell though.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/bw22f/im_going_into_surgery_in_8_hours_and_im_gonna/c0ouub1</guid><title>jswoods7 on I'm going into surgery in 8 hours, and I'm gonna feel like crap. Can you leave me a joke so I can chuckle when I get back?</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/bw22f/im_going_into_surgery_in_8_hours_and_im_gonna/c0ouub1</link><dc:date>2010-04-25T21:06:51.340960-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>I don't get it.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/buzqt/imagine_you_are_in_an_exploding_stadium_360_video/c0opo6n</guid><title>jswoods7 on Imagine: You are IN an exploding stadium. (360° video)</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/buzqt/imagine_you_are_in_an_exploding_stadium_360_video/c0opo6n</link><dc:date>2010-04-23T11:08:17.004956-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>But, but it's not HTML5?!</description></item><item><title>Reddit, this is the way my dog sits.</title><link>http://news.blownmortgage.com/comments/blu04/reddit_this_is_the_way_my_dog_sits/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.blownmortgage.com/comments/blu04/reddit_this_is_the_way_my_dog_sits/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:04:14 -0700</pubDate><dc:date>2010-04-02T18:04:14.529907-07:00</dc:date><description>submitted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.blownmortgage.com/user/jswoods7&quot;&gt; jswoods7 &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.blownmortgage.com/r/WTF/&quot;&gt; WTF&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://imgur.com/YpZKv.jpg&quot;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://news.blownmortgage.com/comments/blu04/reddit_this_is_the_way_my_dog_sits/"&gt;[9 comments]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/b0l1x/this_is_not_my_account_what_are_the_best_things/c0kcyu8</guid><title>jswoods7 on This is not my account. What are the best things you've stumbled across that people forgot to log out of?</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/b0l1x/this_is_not_my_account_what_are_the_best_things/c0kcyu8</link><dc:date>2010-02-10T20:50:00.724991-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>That's what he said.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/anpuq/7_is_my_favorite/c0iikux</guid><title>jswoods7 on #7 is my favorite.</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/anpuq/7_is_my_favorite/c0iikux</link><dc:date>2010-01-09T23:30:47.101836-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Now you've got me watching stuff like [this](http://ia311518.us.archive.org/2/items/rural_civil_defense_tv_spots_1965/rural_civil_defense_tv_spots_1965_512kb.mp4?rural_civil_defense_tv_spots_1965/rural_civil_defense_tv_spots_1965_512kb.mp4)</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/ail9x/anyone_know_a_good_free_burning_program_for_win7/c0hqxbi</guid><title>jswoods7 on Anyone know a good, free burning program for Win7? Just need to burn an Ubuntu .iso.</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/ail9x/anyone_know_a_good_free_burning_program_for_win7/c0hqxbi</link><dc:date>2009-12-25T21:11:23.041636-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Active Isoburner.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/aiirq/it_people_suppose_ive_got_two_internet/c0hqh6u</guid><title>jswoods7 on IT People: Suppose I've got two internet connections. How can I force program A to use only connection 1 and program B to use only connection 2? I'm running Windows 7.</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/aiirq/it_people_suppose_ive_got_two_internet/c0hqh6u</link><dc:date>2009-12-25T13:28:29.773102-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Buy a second computer. Edit: or vmware, virtualbox, etc.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/aidoh/mysql_query_phrasing_question/c0hpq5f</guid><title>jswoods7 on MySQL query phrasing question</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/aidoh/mysql_query_phrasing_question/c0hpq5f</link><dc:date>2009-12-24T22:45:40.203758-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>That's the only way I can think to do it (row count + math). It is unfortunate mysql doesn't allow a sub-select within a delete statement on the same table. Edit: that's another way to do it. Hopefully someone else can come up with one query to do it all? It may also not be possible due to the limitations of mysql.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/aidoh/mysql_query_phrasing_question/c0hppnm</guid><title>jswoods7 on MySQL query phrasing question</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/aidoh/mysql_query_phrasing_question/c0hppnm</link><dc:date>2009-12-24T22:37:32.248962-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>How about: delete from table order by id desc limit x; edit: sorry this is not exactly what you were looking for, but perhaps you can obtain a row count and subtract 5000 and x will be the remainder.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/aidoh/mysql_query_phrasing_question/c0hpnv9</guid><title>jswoods7 on MySQL query phrasing question</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/aidoh/mysql_query_phrasing_question/c0hpnv9</link><dc:date>2009-12-24T22:10:22.987609-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Delete from table order by id limit 5000,999999; This is a guess so make sure to test first :/</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/9xk3q/today_i_received_a_voicemail_on_my_google_voice/c0ex95b</guid><title>jswoods7 on Today I received a voicemail on my Google Voice &quot;Hello hello hello...&quot;. Strange, I thought. Then I listened to the record.</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/9xk3q/today_i_received_a_voicemail_on_my_google_voice/c0ex95b</link><dc:date>2009-10-25T13:43:17.091833-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>I played this and my dog started barking at the computer. He also forgot he had his bark collar on :(</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/9m9y2/comic_sans_my_wife_refused_to_stop_using_it/c0ddh0b</guid><title>jswoods7 on Comic Sans: My wife refused to stop using it. Tonight I finally broke her by explaining it thusly: Using Comic Sans is like having bad body odor - you don't notice it, your friends can't stand it, but nobody is impolite enough to tell you.</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/9m9y2/comic_sans_my_wife_refused_to_stop_using_it/c0ddh0b</link><dc:date>2009-09-20T08:09:18.291181-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Get with the Times.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/9a9r9/what_country_do_you_currently_live_in_please/c0bzr85</guid><title>jswoods7 on What Country do you currently live in? Please upvote if your country is stated and comment if not, something like the age poll we did</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/9a9r9/what_country_do_you_currently_live_in_please/c0bzr85</link><dc:date>2009-08-13T09:19:18.210787-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Lake Oswego</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/94ht2/shaq_and_a_panda_wtf_pic/c0begcp</guid><title>jswoods7 on shaq and a panda.. wtf [pic]</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/94ht2/shaq_and_a_panda_wtf_pic/c0begcp</link><dc:date>2009-07-25T16:28:08.038196-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>I am american and I always call it a queue; it just makes more sense than calling it a line.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/8ej31/my_mom_died_in_2006_after_an_8_month_battle_with/c09147e</guid><title>jswoods7 on My mom died in 2006 after an 8 month battle with lung cancer..and this is the charity event I am hosting on Long Island this Saturday, 4/25, in her memory. Pls upvote help me spread the word....thx reddit!</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/8ej31/my_mom_died_in_2006_after_an_8_month_battle_with/c09147e</link><dc:date>2009-04-22T08:27:15.451599-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>It is also true in Oregon. $500 fine if caught.</description></item><item><title>man arrested for human trafficking after going to police because he had not received cash, beer and meat for the payment of his daughter</title><link>http://news.blownmortgage.com/comments/7phey/man_arrested_for_human_trafficking_after_going_to/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.blownmortgage.com/comments/7phey/man_arrested_for_human_trafficking_after_going_to/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:00:34 -0700</pubDate><dc:date>2009-01-13T14:00:34.923238-07:00</dc:date><description>submitted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.blownmortgage.com/user/jswoods7&quot;&gt; jswoods7 &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.blownmortgage.com/r/WTF/&quot;&gt; WTF&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28629054/?GT1=43001&quot;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://news.blownmortgage.com/comments/7phey/man_arrested_for_human_trafficking_after_going_to/"&gt;[comment]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/7osv9/where_tijuana_meets_san_diego/c06ygqj</guid><title>jswoods7 on Where Tijuana meets San Diego</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/7osv9/where_tijuana_meets_san_diego/c06ygqj</link><dc:date>2009-01-10T16:32:02.470644-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>This reminds me of trying to get into San Francisco in a vehicle.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/7nzfj/oregon_church_refuses_to_sign_any_marriage/c5lu</guid><title>jswoods7 on Oregon Church Refuses to Sign ANY Marriage Certificates Until Gays Have Equal Marriage</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/7nzfj/oregon_church_refuses_to_sign_any_marriage/c5lu</link><dc:date>2009-01-07T08:54:37.880564-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>I've been to Ashland, OR and the majority of people there are homosexual. But it's a start..</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/7lytf/mutant_lemon_from_an_otherwise_normal_9yrold/5ivo</guid><title>jswoods7 on MUTANT LEMON!!! (from an otherwise normal 9-yr-old lemon tree in our backyard)</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/7lytf/mutant_lemon_from_an_otherwise_normal_9yrold/5ivo</link><dc:date>2008-12-28T00:31:32.577355-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Looks somewhat like a Budda's Hand: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddha%27s_hand</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/7lztz/sikh_signs_for_package_ups_driver_enters_his_name/5hv3</guid><title>jswoods7 on Sikh Signs For Package, UPS Driver Enters His Name As &quot;TERRORIST&quot;</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/7lztz/sikh_signs_for_package_ups_driver_enters_his_name/5hv3</link><dc:date>2008-12-27T22:57:23.670761-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>It's funny. I just came from the UPS site where I was trying to track a package that never showed up for christmas. Apparently it was &amp;quot;delivered&amp;quot; on the 16th. I wonder if it is too late to check my neighbors' doorsteps...</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.reddit.com/comments/7lvws/who_in_their_right_mind_lives_here_zoom_out/57lt</guid><title>jswoods7 on Who in their right mind lives here (zoom out)</title><link>http://www.reddit.com/comments/7lvws/who_in_their_right_mind_lives_here_zoom_out/57lt</link><dc:date>2008-12-27T11:17:16.839530-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Okay, this is kind of funny (from wikipedia): &amp;quot;Policing in Tristan da Cunha is undertaken by one full-time police officer and three special constables.&amp;quot;</description></item><item><title>Yes, this is a horrible headline</title><link>http://news.blownmortgage.com/comments/7kzgd/yes_this_is_a_horrible_headline/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.blownmortgage.com/comments/7kzgd/yes_this_is_a_horrible_headline/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 19:07:25 -0700</pubDate><dc:date>2008-12-21T19:07:25.154995-07:00</dc:date><description>submitted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.blownmortgage.com/user/jswoods7&quot;&gt; jswoods7 &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.blownmortgage.com/r/reddit.com/&quot;&gt; reddit.com&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_122108_news_boring_atv_accident.977f41.html&quot;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://news.blownmortgage.com/comments/7kzgd/yes_this_is_a_horrible_headline/"&gt;[comment]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>