Coffee Party Movement now at 29,000+ members in just a few weeks. Their motto: Wake Up and Stand Up (link to where you can join in comments)

lemonparty

Next time shut them when I'm about to blast off in your face.

lemonparty

Yeah but they have her say things like "it's in the shape of a giant cock" to give you a little sexploitation buzz.

lemonparty

That's because it's supposedly a clear-cut left versus right political issue, when in reality it goes much, much deeper than that. Some day the black community is going to wake up to the reality of this weapon that has been used against their populations for thirty years...

maybe when they start wondering why their population stays around 13% of the total, while Hispanics and Asians are exploding.

But abortion is supposed to be a friend of the poor. It's doing such a marvelous job of keeping blacks out of poverty and all, maybe that's why the reality is so hard to see.

lemonparty

lemonparty

Remember those pictures I took of you at Party Cove 2006? I'll teach you to break up with me, bitch!

lemonparty

Everybody always talkin about we makin hos do this and hos do that. We ain't makin hos do a gottam muthafukkin thing. We just introducin em to dis shit, and makin sure they do dis shit right. So we can all make some goddamn money, and live like muthafukkin kings.

lemonparty

I donated some lol. But that was about it.

lemonparty

Yeah, but we can't time travel into the future.

lemonparty

Yeah. Never been a big fan of the excessive throat muocus/slobber. If there was a way to pleasantly deep throat that much cock the problem would be solved.

lemonparty

is it bad that I read it your way first, and had to do a double take to see what you were talking about?

lemonparty

The military is just a tool. Hating it is like hating a hammer, rather than the person swinging it.

It is a tool of politicians. Politicians are evil. The practice of politics is the practice of the ultimate lust for power.

"Leadership" is evil. Men are born free. It's only through collectivism that politicians, leaders, conquerors, oppressors and butchers are made.

The military is the ultimate tool of the collective.

lemonparty

Is someone playing pong in the background or what? That sound is annoying.

lemonparty

A pussy who has never heard of "STFU"

lemonparty

Go on...

lemonparty

I love the bit about the broken toy. Scary how many people think like that. It's practically enlightened public policy these days.

lemonparty

Taken from the three stages of a man's life

lemonparty

There's the "no" that's really a "yes", the "yes" that's really a "no"....

but a promise? Shit man. A promise is a promise.

lemonparty

I propose a contest of sorts....

lemonparty

Strange? I think it's awesome. Sex dreams are the best. You wake up and poof -- no worries about phone calls or VD.

lemonparty

This is the most accurate, and funniest answer in the entire thread.

lemonparty

And much more erotic.

lemonparty

That thing looks like a hastily made McDonald's double cheeseburger. Rotated 90 degrees.

lemonparty

My code says it's ok to take things if I want them without paying for them.

Reminds me of your average reddit thread about file sharing.

lemonparty

This is what I imagine Sara from CSI to look like when she was about 15.

lemonparty

Don't push your morals on me, churchy.

lemonparty

TROPHY CASE

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