American Christians: This is what happens when you base your government on religion. Perpetual war and chaos.

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the United States had 8 years of an evangelical president, who appointed countless fundamentalist Christians to very high positions of power, implemented fundamentalist policies (like teaching abstinence in schools), and even started a war with another country because "Jesus told him to"

but that still doesn't mean the US has a government based on religion

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implying that Israel has a government based on religion. it doesn't, it just has a large population of orthodox jews who are bat-shit crazy

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because he would lose his street cred... and shit... yo..

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why is his dog smoking a cigarette?

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apparently there's a good restaurant there

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you are thinking about cause and effect, which is a product of time. based on how we humans experience time our logic dictates that something must have caused the universe to come into existence. According to Einstein's general theory of relativity, the Big Bang represents the beginning of space-time, before that event there was no time. no time means also no cause and effect. no cause and effect means you do not require a creator (the cause)

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I'm just wondering where all these people were when Bush was spending trillions like a drunk sailor

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up-goat for obscure bible reference

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even worse are the religious insights, most popular one being something like

"God never puts obstacles in our way that we are not able to overcome"

(to which you should always reply with- "so what about all those people who get mauled to death by bears every year?")

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I took their Linguistically incorrect bagel... and then I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

I'M NOT PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!

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you expect the news networks in the US to go against their biggest sponsors? don't forget that when Michael Moore came out with Sicko, CNN rushed to the defense of their advertisers and accused him of being a liar. It's all about where the money comes from...

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I challenge Christians to prove The Invisible Pink unicorn DID NOT create the universe

check mate

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Steve Jobs is going to revolutionize the afterlife

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refer back to the original trollface comic

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I think that Mark 16:17-18 is much better

"...And these signs will accompany those who believe: ... and if they drink any deadly poison, it will not hurt them..."

ask him if he's willing to drink some deadly poison. if he indeed a believer he should have no problem with that..

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it's Texas so not that simple to do the right thing...

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that page has a picture of a white lion and a white snake

coincidentally those are also two 80s hair metal bands

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we really need a beta male fffuuu subreddit

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I don't know how it is in other states, but in New York you can go to the courthouse and fill a special form that basically says you were never served and therefor the judgment against you needs to be canceled. If you were indeed never served then the judge will set a new court date and whatever judgment was filled becomes void.

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haters gonna hate

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once you go blue...

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only a 4chan platinum account lets you backtrace a poster's IP

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