I know you're up to it, so let's hear some weapons-grade sarcasm.

synthpop

is this thing on?

uh..ok..so..

My penis is huge!

synthpop

so they're starting a new hive inside some dude's Honda?

synthpop

that's actually the plot of a new Nicholas Cage movie

synthpop

I hope Triumph and Masturbating Bear are included in that deal

synthpop

buFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUring

synthpop

here, take this guitar case

when the time comes you'll know what to do with it

synthpop

all morality and ethics aside, it looks like that camera crew just broke into the guy's house. that's fucked up too.

(Fox News producers are probably taking notes)

synthpop

I applaud your efforts

synthpop

wouldn't be easier to steal them from the LA office?

synthpop

looks shopped

synthpop

this is precisely what I was sent back from the future to do

synthpop

sweet

we should start a lynch mob

justice will be ironically served

synthpop

man, I must be good at covering my online tracks

did a self test:

it looks like you've visited the folowing websites

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it missed all the real porn sites

synthpop

there's always a new scam..

synthpop

Can we start bludgeoning them with stacks of their own money?

synthpop

so who better to recognize a scam when they see it..

synthpop

must be from God's personal stash

I wonder how high that will get you....

synthpop

I wanna party with you guys

synthpop

that's why you need a post-sex pee to clean the pipes

synthpop

no, the tears come after the sex

synthpop

in other words business as usual

synthpop

Flocke and Widmore duke it out with big guns and the Losties sneak off the Island

it's so simple what could possible go wrong?

synthpop

technically it's called "guyliner"

synthpop

first tip-off was when she asked "so do all your people have guns?" (sounds like a recon question), which is probably what lead Sawyer to ask about the plane's destination. then came the hesitation - bam! gun comes out.

synthpop

TROPHY CASE

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